Author Archives: evilcozpoetry

Jack Kerouack

Posted on June 4, 2014 by evilcozpoetry

Beat Poet, Jack Kerouack, Was an aphrodisiac, For a Little bit of my libido, I went, On The Road, With, The Dharma Bums, All the way, Incognito.

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Ironclad Irony

Posted on June 4, 2014 by evilcozpoetry

Irony is: A girl who was found not guilty by reason of insanity, for the crime of, tying her father up, to an ironing board. And burning his knees, plumb off his legs. With an iron. Is sent to the … Continue reading →

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I Wish I Was A Gambler

Posted on June 4, 2014 by evilcozpoetry

Ohhhh I wish I was a gambler Gambling away All my hard earned money Each and every day IIIIIIII I Would play with Kenny Rogers And shoot him in the face A gun shot wound is more effective Than a … Continue reading →

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Sup Sup Sand Sasway!

Posted on June 3, 2014 by evilcozpoetry

Sup Sup Sand Sasway!   I once met a man, who I thought for sure, was, Christopher Reeves (with an S) It was at a bar & grill, in Jackson Hole, surrounded by reddish Autumn leaves (more or less) I … Continue reading →

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Antisocial Reform

Posted on June 3, 2014 by evilcozpoetry

Antisocial Reform I don’t care if a Condor soars As long as I have my skivvies and drawers To catch the feces it scares out of me Now I don’t care for a Condor swoop Cause I know it’s gonna … Continue reading →

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Paid Shills For, and or, Against, Planet X Nibiru

Posted on April 28, 2013 by evilcozpoetry

What is Planet X Nibiru?  (I am not an authority) One of the top results for that search is over at  http://beforeitsnews.com  Since I first read about it, in about 2002, I think it was… I check back every few years to see how … Continue reading →

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Night Habit (Lasts 36 Hours)

Posted on March 24, 2010 by evilcozpoetry

    To the tune of White Rabbit By Grace Slick Night Habit (Lasts 36 Hours)By Clive One Pill makes you largerAnd one pill makes you hardAnd the ones that your brother gives youKeeps your dick like fucking lard (That … Continue reading →

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Blistering Cold

Posted on December 4, 2009 by evilcozpoetry

Blistering Cold By Clive     Now I don’t mind the word blistering And I don’t mind the word cold But I hate the word blistering When it is followed by the word cold And I hate the word cold When … Continue reading →

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Dear Pogo Backgammon

Posted on November 17, 2009 by evilcozpoetry

  Here is my most recent letter to pogo backgammon. There have been others. And I think I have already sent a slightly less appended to version of this one to them.    Dear Pogo Backgammon,   Could you please … Continue reading →

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Shit Bird

Posted on November 7, 2009 by evilcozpoetry

Shit Bird By Clive    When I saw Mia Farrow, I just had to ask:  Whatever happened to the sparrow That flew up Woody Allen’s Ass?     

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